So..

It's no secret I always break my own promises. Such promises are; I wanna keep my hair long so I can perm it later (epic fail coz I just chop it off last week), I wanna lessen the intakes of fattening food (and yet I went to KFC for lunch, McD for dinner, ice cream for pleasure), try not to curse that old hog so much (and I kept on cursing him so that he die soon) and not to think of someone ANYMORE and I ended up thinking about that particular person every single time when I'm alone. And yeah, try not to sumpah Melayu so much and I actually sumpah them even more (I'm a Malay, FYI, but I prefer to sumpah my own kulit, so what? They deserve it anyway).


So..where that lead me? Oh and that one time I said I lost my interest in men (which lasted only a week) and then, come that not-so-cute Apek (but boleh tahan SMART lah) who *aherm* a PTD *aherm* (which I did not expect at all) working at the same building as mine. Since I have no lady-like quality, it's gonna be Oh-I-See-You situation and I-accidentally-bump-into-you thingy. To have someone so lihai to fall for a kuli keng like moi is an impossible mission (furthermore tidak sama kulit), so now I should sulk at the corner of my office and put on my thinking cap on how to create awareness (ya lor, to get him to notice the not-that-cute lady who work at Level 5 (that's me lor).



Anyway, I'm still struggling to get that damn iPhone 4s. Kejam betul dunia. Checked my balance in my saving account, it's only RM20. How to buy iPhone like that? I wanna strangle someone now. Oh god, please let me hempas that old hog now. Iskkhhhssszzzzz.


On a happier note, am gonna start my swimming lesson and my instructor is none other than my colleague. Walaupun opis sebelah swimming pool, harus pegi ke gamen pun pool sebab murah. Wakakakakaka. This, I promise you is going to be a hard thing to master. Macam ping pong lain cerita, you ping and you pong the bat, habesh.


I need a minions macam dalam Despicable Me. And.. that NERF Gun so that I can shoot that old hog because he's so tulan-ciao (reaad fast fast!).


Lunch hour habesh suda. Imma leave you with my army of minions!!

My iPod wallpaper. Rasa nak picit-picit jak eh.