Sunday, December 20, 2009

Alvin and the Chipmunks 2




Aku maok nanggar cerita tok. PERIOD.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Ape cer haa?

Pe cer??

Cerita No. 1: PTPTN
FPX masih meragam bila aku bayar tapi nak.. tapi nakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk bila ku check balit CAJ PENTADBIRAN AKU SENANG-SENANG LA PULAK NYA UPDATE LALU BERTAMBAH DEKAT NAK RM80 BALIT DAH HUTANG AKU. NOK DIBAYAR AKU YA SIK DIUPDATE NYA. AKU NOK BODO MATH TOK PUN TAUK KIRA MUN BENDA YA ADA KAITAN NGAN DUIT LA BANGGANG!!

Mesti orang padah, berapa sen jak ko bayar FPX ya, tunggu jak la update. PALAK TUT kitak orangggggggg, gaji aku 2 hari ya eh k bayar FPX ya. Plus gik charge 50 sen. 50sen mun tambah RM1, dapat aku beli Coke, mun beli rah UNACO ada balance 30sen. Ada paham?? Mun aku sik turun keja 2 hari, nei ada duit k bayar PTPTN ya.

Ya lah sik bersyukur sidak PTPTN tok, ada orang macam aku pinjam duit sidak. Walaupun gaji seciput, gaji harian, mala jak bekareh sia sitok, walaupun MCD sudah sik diabas gilak, KFC apatah lagi TETAP I BAYAR TAU. Coba kitak orang (PTPTN) bersyukur, at least ada juak orang ingat nak bayar. Despite SALE yang berleluasa di shopping mall yang tidak seberapa rah Kuching tok, despite the fact duit yang ku bayar ya dapat k aku beli barang keperluan kehendak ku...tapi tetap aku ingat hutang ngan PTPTN. Dalam erti kata lain, terpaksa aku korbankan SALE sebab kitak orang ya lebih penting. Tapi apa aku dapat??? PEMINJAM YANG TIDAK DIAMBIL ENDAH. Nang laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa duit dah deduct dari account, tapi binggung juak ati, mun sik masok lam system ya camnei lahhh?? Choi ehhhh. CHOIIIIIIIIIIIII.

Cerita No. 2: The Face Shop SALE!!!
Nasib laaaa sik ada barang aku berkenan. Face Mask jak yang aku berkenan. NASEBBBB.

Cerita No. 3: MNG SALE!!!
Sebenarnya aku sik la minat gilak ngan brand tok. Minat sikit jak la, mun kachakkkk barang nok nya SALE ya. Macam masa belajar lok, bukan aku sik maok beli barang rah MNG, tapi aku sik maok spark ngan miak sama uni/sama kelas segala. BORING TAUUUUUU. Kinek tok, aku dah keja, sik akan terserempak ngan sidak nok SPARK, so, angkat jak la mana-mana nok berkenan di hati. Masa ku nunggu lift aku dah scan bah, ada sik sidak makei design sama macam aku. Ternyata..masih exclusive aku tok. NYEAHHAHHAHAH. Kebanyakan sidak ya makei GUESS tapi mun setakat beli sebab nama GUESS ya, bagus sedekah ngan aku jak duit ya. Design jaik sekali jak. Pasya LV nok duplicate, replicate ya. HEK HEK HEK. Sebab MNG ada SALE, maka aku berik sikit kelonggaran untuk membli bag PVC. Gik pun beg kain di Kuching tok susah nak ditemu.

Cerita No. 4: KIM BAY
Nyaman aieeeeeeeeeeeeeee tapi nasik nya banyak ada jak. Mun gi sia, order nasik mintak 2 plates. Sik akan terabis mun makan sorang.

Cerita No 5: Eclipse ngan Breaking Dawn SOLD OUT
Nang phenomenon laaaaaaaaahhh eh. Breaking Dawn ada 2-3 jak tinggal rah MPH tapi nok hard cover mahal ya. Aku tengah ngadap New Moon, ya pun sik cukup masa tok. Popular boh ditanyak gik, nang sik ada lalu. Mun maok SENJAKALA ngan CINTA BARU adalah. "Ada tiga perkara yang aku pasti...."

Cerita No. 6: SUNAT
Banyak ada miak bersunat rah clinic lamak tok eh. Aku nak polah check up pun terpaksa berik way ngan miak-miak angkat bujang tok ehhh. Magic bersunat kinek tok, ku nanggar ilek-ilek jak miak muka kedak sik ada kenak sunat jak. Hmmmmm...

Cerita No. 7: Reload
Percayak sik, dalam bulan tok baruk 3 kali aku reload. Ya pun RM10. Ya rabbi, mun macam tok tiap bulan, nak kaa best.

Cerita No. 8: MyVi
Erm...tolong beli k aku boleh sik??

Thursday, December 3, 2009

pa nak jadi lahhh ngan manusia tok?

Hmm..

I have a lot to blog, to remind myself that 2009 is not a bad year after all and to remind myself not to buy beauty products and become a victim of the cosmetics capitalist. GAH.

I was a marketing student and I hated it so much that I could kill myself just by reading the text books. It's a hard fact to swallow, but YEAP, I AM ONE OF THE DEVIL BEHIND THE DRIVING FORCE FOR SUCKERS OUT THERE TO SPEND AND GET THEM TO THINK THAT THEY NEED TO BUY THE PRODUCTS OR SERVICES OFFERED JUST BECAUSE.. you get the idea. "JUST BECAUSE".

This post is inspired by IN TREND (majalah penuh toxic alongside CLEO). Should I thank them for a job well-done on convincing me to spend almost a hundred JUST BECAUSE I'm attracted to the New Limited Edition 2-Way Foundation casing, THE FREAKIN CASING and it's not even as nice as THE FACE SHOP's powder foundation casing (and I don't even bother to dab a 2-Way Foundation on my face because I'm scared to the allergic reaction that it might cause despite the fact that it's a dermatology tested) ? And..to my utter disappointment, I accidentally bought 2 mascaras which... only god knows that I will never use it for work..or should I wake up in the wee hour tomorrow and spend almost 2 hours curling my lashes and.. you get the picture.

This has got to stop, going ga-ga over the colorful products on the glossy page of CLEO or IN TREND is not healthy for my wallet considering the need to save vehemently on something that worth more than beauty products.

So now, where does it leave me, as a former marketing student who understand the basic of promotional tools and yet..still can't find a way to stop spending money on useless products such as mascara?

Lu pikir lah sendiri.

Btw, some people said I'm really lucky to have such a straight hair (which is not that straight if u look closely..frizzy sia sitok OK) and it bend (hmmm..masok ke dalam, I was told) inside (if thats the right word to express it)..hmmm.. should I be thankful for that? Maybe I should...Alhamdulillah ada orang muji rambut aku..hahaha

Meeting next week pasya the next day ada interview agik ngan the G. Malas ku nak pikir. Yang penting, gaji ku bulan tok haruslah masok awal kerana duit bajet pakei Eclipse ngan Breaking Dawn dah terbelanja. E-books ada tapi ... paham-paham jak laaaaaa sik pat dibaca sebelom tido. Pasya, Kak Stephenie Meyer, LAJU KIT NGABIS MIDNIGHT SUN. Sik sabar ku nak tauk Twilight for Edward's perspectives. Sik ko rasa banyak perspektif ya sampei ada S.

Terpaksa la aku sabar jak ngan 12 chapters yang ada online ya. Sik apa laaaaaaaaaaaaa. Terpaksa aku concentrate ngan 500 days of Summer tok, hishhh sik feel gilak ku ngan movie sappy macam ya...a dude mourning over ompuan..hishhhh tapi Twilight sik ada ku nak bisin..sama jak concept nya. Sebab si Pattinson ya lebih hensem dari Gordon-Levitt kali nak??

Dahhhhhhhhhhhhh. Aku flu, aku nak tido. Sik ada ending post tok.

P/S: HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY JUE + WJ. Mudak gik ya....

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

malas + bosan

Sequence idup ku lamak tok sama jak. Beza nya, kinek tok, aku sik queue up gik rah toll pasya aku dah dapat nait lif. Sik ku merinsak gik nait tangga kedak orang gila takut punch ku merah. Bila ku pikir balit, merah ka sik merah kaaaa, janji aku polah keja, janji gaji ku masok dah lah. Pasya ku datang before kol 7am pun mun dah sik maok orang nak nyambong kontrak aku, sik akan nya nak bersambong. Pa hal aku nak peduli nak? Tapi sebagai manusia waras, kesah juak aku pasal semua ya. Pasya, ku sik kesah gik. Kadang-kadang mun lift ku lambat, lantak laaaaaaaaaahhhh lam ati ku. Malas nak pikir.

Time meeting gik lahhh. Bukan macam dolok, dolok sekali sekala jak meeting. Sik ada ku dudok rah meja juak, tapok-tapok belakang orang jak. Tok, aku juak nak madah berapa progress bla bla blaa. Dalam erti kata lain, nang ada spot k aku la time meeting, aku datang lambat pun, sama juak laaaa sik payah nak dudok di belakang. Sik ku suka juak sebab susah ku nak melayang. Tapi sempat juak aku pikir apa ku maok beli rah TS mun gaji keluar. Yahhhh apa kahhhh??!! Pasya kinek tok, aku pikir, kenak tipu ka sik aku tok, mun orang lambat bayar dress semua yaaaaaa. Haiiisshhhh, bukan sikit yaaaaaaaaaaa. Menakutkan ehhhh. Untung pun kmk 2 WJ, cukup la k me-reload hp. Kelak la meluaskan empayar.

Salu, mun meeting, pas aku padah progress keja bulan tok, kadang-kadang aku mesti pikir benda macam:

1. bila gik aku nak kurus? HOTTT?

2. bila gik ku nak kaya tok??

3. ada SALE rah TS ka?

4. gi Parkson lamak??

5. apa menu pas meeting tek ohhhhh??

6. erkkkssss..pahal closing awal tek ohhh??

7. aieeeeeeeeeeeeee, bencik nar aku nak ber-talipaun gik ehhhhh.

8. nei tuju my kinght in shining armour???

9. laju kitttttt abis, nahan nguap sakit ehhhh.

pasya mun ada sok sek bunyi belakang aku, nuleh juak aku..dah ya, pa lah nak polah nak??

kinek tok sebab sik enjoy kedak rah seksyen lamak lok, macam boring juak aku nak keja. sebab ya la aku sik duli mun aku datang lambat ka awal kaaaaaaa..macam sik ada epek. best nang best la tempat keja ku ya..yang sik best nya, gaji hari, responsibilities ada, sik ada masa nak online, ada hater sik suka idup ku tok senang kali dan banyak gik lah.

nang malas lah nak keja. nak polah report pun slow-slow jak. boring dah ku rasa. balit-balit yaaaaaaaa jak polah ku. fed-up ehhhhhhhhh.

kadang-kadang aku pikir, mun sik sebab beban PTPTN, kali sik ku sakit nak pk hal keja. Ku check utang ku ya, nang sikit jak berganjak. Sik ada excitement ku nak bayar. NEi lah, bayar banyak ka, sikit kaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...sik ada epek juak. Gik juak RM30K lebeh. Herghhh.

ngerepak dah panjang. mata dah ngantok. tok lah oleh ku filing sehari-hari tek. aarrggghhh. rasa nak muntah ku nanggar file. mun aku sik molah, kelak orang ganti aku mesti sik rajin nanggar banyak gilak barang sik di-filing, macam aku juak mula-mula masok lok, 2 bulan pun benda lom filing, haishhhh kepe nyawa kuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..nanggar jak kepak, lom molah gik. tok ku polah lepas closing, sik maok tangguh-tangguh, mun ditangguh sampei ku abis kontrak ku sik ku polah. k nyenang idup orang nok take over ya juak bah. sik lah kenak sumpah nak??

mesti kitak orang madah, "baruk filing dah lelah." tok ku jawap," AOK LAH KEK, LELAH LAAAHHHH, coba kau gak molah...10 menet jak dah siap kaaaaaaaaa?? PALAK TUT TUT TUT juakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kau ehhh." dah dahh dahhhh, malas ku nak melayan jiwa ku tok. aku nak mandik. pai pai!!!

Sunday, November 15, 2009

fed-up

I need to spend LESS and LESS and LESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS in order to survive next year. No more spending recklessly (this doesnt only apply for driving, in my world, at least) on:

1. toiletries (which have no potential to be used)
2. clothes (which will leave me wondering,"bila kah aku nak makei baju tok ka?")
3. unnecessary things at the face shop
4. handphone prepaid
5. food

I have been listing down the things I NEED and the things that I WANT SO BAD... well, let's just say..it didnt go that well. It exceeded my earnings and after slashing few things on the I WANT SO BAD column, it still freaked me out just looking at my balance. *gulp*

Anyway, I went to Guardian the other day, KEDAI DURJANA, yes, I have been warned, tqvm, and i did not leave empty handed. Haiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... so starting yesterday and hmmm.. a month from now, I'll be using Clean and Clear facial wash coz I was influenced by the tv commercial. After 2 days of consuming THE PRODUCT, it leaves my face feeling cool, tingly and refresh. WOW!!~ Maybe I'll switch to this..it everything goes well. APAKAH??

THE FACE SHOP. Hmmmm...thank god their stocks are scarce. *fuhhh*

I no longer reading CLEO on regular basis. Been reading SHAPE for a while and I must say, the thin mag is loaded with info. The only thing that has not been slimming down is the reader, i.e ME.

Havent been to McD for quite a while. Pa hal kahhh?? Belum ada masa. Am not going for "fieldwork" that much right now coz some idiot dont like the idea of me being out of the office with a ridiculous reason,"takut fax hilang". I still hold grudges OK. I dont take opinion that sounds more like an order that easy. Now, you are on my not-so-favorable-list. If you thinks that all the faxes will dissappear or lost, why dont you stay in the office..we have our own transport to roam around and... YOU DONT. So, do the math laaaa pengyou!

Also, I'm working on Saturday..can't claim for OT altho am just a temp. Well, someone must be happy then, coz I'm not making any money and doing all the work for free on Saturday morning. Yeah, go and proves to others that you are fucking worth it, go lahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fucker. HUARRRGGGHHHH.

Of the show-off. This ATUL hater is now doing all the ground works which kinda good coz I cant stand listening at her voice and how she brags when she received a pen /whatever souvenirs from a respondents yada yada yaaadaaaa. So, u got a pen and it's not even a PARKER, we should celebrate haaa?? *clap clap*

I miss 2007. 'Nuff said.

Monday, November 9, 2009

T.F.S - staple need AKU.




Am currently in lurrrvvee with this thing on your left. Too bad TFS in Kuching is always limited on stocks (especially their phytogenic powder foundation which feels so smooth when you apply it on your face, haishhhh). I'm not going to write any review as it doesnt seem to make my skins brighter and fairer ( is it due to the fact that im already FAIR in nature, ayat sik masok sense ada ku kesah?? ewaaaaaaah perasan nar juak! ). Anywayyyy, it did wonders to my face after 1 application, kak jera saya akan tenggelam lepas makei. Best sik??? So, im sticking to this baby for now. Mun ada orang nak merik supply k aku setahun pun OK apa. Sangat dihargai. Harus aku tok cute pasya. Sik dapat aku jadi hawt bah, jadi cute pun jadi lah. Mun body aku melerts tek, kurus, fuuuhhhh nang dapat lah berusaha jadi hawt! Pernah juak la aku makei nok lain tapi sik feel gilak. Aku rasa aku sik perlu hydration, ya nok lain ya sik feel gilak makei. Kelak terimak gaji, maok ku beli stock ku gik. Aihhhhh, apa halllllllllllllll? Lantak laaa, janji ku sik kaco orang. Tok lah ku ngeso juak pa nok pernah ku pakei:



Did a great job on my face but the smell is too sweet for liking and for some reason the sheet is too big for my face. Erksss...kecik gilak ka muka aku tokkk? And.. the sticky feeling that I had on my face was.. erggghhhh making me uncomfortable ler. Am not going to wash off my face after using it right? Mun macam ya, RM9.90 went down the drain la jadi nyaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Have been using this baby for quite some time and I must say, it did a great job. The smell of lemon is refreshing and invigorating. Yah ko ada?? So, kinek tok, I have been alternating between the Vita-C mask sheet and this mask sheet. The only thing that manage to put me off is THE SIZE OF THE SHEET, IT'S TOO BIG FOR MY FACE. Hishhh.

Not recommended!! Sik firm pun kulit muka akuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Haahahaaa. Pa hal ka aku beli benda tok dolok. Ada benda lain ku beli sia sebenarnya tapi melelat meli benda tok indah. Nok lain-lain ya aku sik try sebab nangga gambar depan sheet ya sik best, maka sik dibeli lah. Eee, pemilih ada jak ohhh. Sik apa, bukan masalah kau. Suka ati aku lahhhh.

Pasya, sika da life masa keja rah Samarahan, ku angkat benda tok. OK lah sebenarnya, tapi aku rasa aku dah cukup hydrate ya sik ada nampak gilak EPEK ngan muka aku. Sejok juak laaa, apa tek ice flower nak. Sik juak laa aku bejerawat meranas semua ya. Tapi, sik ku maok beli gik. Mun orang berik aku pakei laaa. Rezeki jangan ditolak.

Tokkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk..blusher nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Tok kaler aku. Ada hari ku makei, nang kedak sik makei. Suka juak aku. Naturallllllllllll gitew. Mun dah pinkish merah raba saga kedak opera cina bukan lah blusher gik nama nya yaaaaaaa. Ya crayon nama nyaaa. Hahahaaa. Bila nak abis pun ku sik tauk. Bingong ati ku tok. Mun sik abis, sik ada alasan nak gi ke TFS.

Biggest regret? Aku terbeli powder foundation nya lepas fieldwork bila kulit muka aku belau hangus maka tersalah shade. Terpaksa la makei liquid foundation jak..nak jual kawan ku semua cerah-cerah belaka. Hishhh... mixed ngan kaler nok terang-terang jak la k cover nya.

Tapi kinek tok ku rasa muka ku kin gelap dah. Erghhh. Kedak orang sun burnt. Ewwww. Ya jak lah penyesalan terbesar ku beli barang TFS. Lain sik ada ku nyesal. Lom gik laaaa. Yalah aku maok berdoa mudahan aku kaya sak dapat beli barang TFS bila aku rasa nak beli. Mudahan aku diam di area nok TFS nya ada banyak products, sik macam sitok, ciput. Ya jak laaa cerita ku hari tok. Sekian, BYE!

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

maniac

get a hold of urself woman!

seriously, if u want ME to respect u, u need to learn to respect others (lemah lembut doesnt count if d shit dat came out of ur mouth aint as sweet as ur face) n just freakin because u are freakin older that doesnt mean u have every right to express ur opinions especially to moi. older sik semestinya wiser.

its unacceptable n i have every rights to express my anger.

if u want what i have soooooooooooooooo fuckin bad, padahlah. apa susah. ill b happy to sit and read my book every single day. rilex apa.

iboh nak jadi barbaric gilak.

if i can live without moolah, i will not hesitate to tender my resignation immediately/on d spot/24 hours. d thing is.. im in dire need of RM to pay for loans, this n that.

since week 1 this lembaga somehow managed to get me on my nerve first it was my pay then up to the point of calling me greedy whereby i couldnt care less about d freakin 130nu$ (if any) and today ... argh!!

what hv i gotten myself into? when i signed up for d job, im expecting a team of people who will do their work without telling me what to do ( u can tell me what to do but telling me OFF is way different). if u r so freakin good, by all means GO AHEAD AND DO EVERY SINGLE THING BY URSELF BUT PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE MY EXISTENCE.

u want respect? sure, ill give to u but u have to fuckin earn it from me.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

hmmmm....

Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.



take note at d part which have been bold and colored. well said...well said..

off to bau tomorrow, if i want to... havent been there for so long. kinda miss d place tho.

Monday, October 19, 2009

chinese? NOT!

OK. hmmm..

it's that time of the month again, bukan period BUKAN PERIOD. it's closing benggong. closing is where u have to key in all d prices, prepare d report n bug people who have not submit their form YET. and then... i will stop here since i dont feel like talking about work in my blog.

back to te topic. chinese? HMMMM..

amoy: unicef is.. bla bla bla blaa..

me: ok..ok..occayyyyyyy..

amoy: *talk about unicef again, my mind starts to float*

me: ok.. aha.. ok.. aha...

amoy: r u chinese?

me: hmmm NO.

amoy: u sure look like one.

me: hmmmm.. NOPE. do u hv any vacancy at ur place?

amoy: we r looking for people. *giving her number to me*

me: hmmm.. ok ok ...

when i look at my reflection, i dont see chinese, i dont see sepet, i see a malay-ish face with a big L on d forehead.

my skin is not fair as many amoys would have but they would kill to have my skin tone *wow perasan eh* tan gitewwwww. hahhahaaa.. im serious. would u trade ur fair skins for a nice glowing skin like moi? hahahhahhaha

other than that, when i walked into BATA, some of the customers will regard me as a salesgirl and they will asked a questions that sounds like this:

customer: amoy aaaa *a malay with a chinese accent* sini ada jual stokin kulit?

me: *blurry face* stokin kulit?

customer: *explaining what d heck is stokin kulit*

me: *still playing d i-am-d-SA-feel-free-to-ask-me* O...K...

customer: ada ka amoy?

me: hmmmm.. jap aaaa

me: *eksen laaaaaaaaaaaaa toleh kiri kanan*

me: sebenarnya, kamek sik kerja sitok.

customer: aieeeeeeeeeee, ingat cina keja sitok tek.

aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. few more to share but im not in a mood to reminisce.

been losing my apetite lately. hishhh. apa hal ka? cant finish a bowl of porridge. havent had d time to figure out whats wrong with me. hishhhh.

d point of d whole entry? im not chinese and dont look like one.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

pathetic sungguh!

aluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..

bought myself a birthday gifts coz im such a loser bluek wek wekkk. (i did this almost every year, just another excuse for me to spend, spend and speeennnnd!!~)

received my first gift from WJ and then some souvenirs from EY (she went to Langkawi few months back) and hmmm... what else haaa? oh ya, KFC for lunch. Orang belanja, on jak lah since lamak gila sik gi KFC. sik best gilak la since aku sik looking forward nak me-meriahkan dirik aku dengan membeli hadiah sampei sik ingat dunia kepada diriku sendiri (which actually a lie coz despite all the "i-need-to-jimat" shit and "i-dont-want-to-spend" shit, i managed to spent half of my pay buying benda yang ntah apa-apa ntah).

credit to: http://www.germandeli.com

fuhhh. sangat nyaman eh. among other gifts given by EY. ingat Kornflakes jak paling nyaman. chemnieee tukk??

pasya nak... hmmm... pesta beli hadiah untuk dirik pun semakin menjadi-jadi bila aku tauk aku sik dapat PTD. retail therapy is the best therapy bah. my day yesterday started as early as 7:30am, dropping my dad off at Pustaka and off for breakfast with EY at King Top around 8:30am (sik ingat laaa). King Top nang ngetop la but since it was saturday, tarak ada jejaka hensem laaaa having breakfast sia =( sik apa laaa, bukan sidak nanggar aku pun mun aku sia. Then we went to India Street, looking for ntah apa-apa ntah. sampei browsed curtain mun material. wahh mahal bangat, gnei nak hias umah mun dah beli rumah dirik pun?? hishhh. pasya.. japanese cotton nang KACHAK. ishhhh. aku ada janji nak ajak WJ gi survey kain, lak kita gi feast our eyes ngan kain yang choi mahal. RM29 se-metre weh. ada klak orang madah ngan aku, "baruk rm29 se-metre dah kamboh, orang lain ratus-ratus per-metre ok gik". choy eh, orang lain apa kerja? aku kerja apa? palak juak. btw, kelakar hal kerja, esok monday. kerja gik wehhhss. boring ehh. btw, au dah tauk cnei orang salu beli door gifts k nikah n barang hantaran. wasehhhh..lommm gikkk aku nak nikah, calon lom ada. sik sangka tertemu bah. nambah ilmu pengetahuan ok pa. pasya kmk 2 EY madah,"nang target ngan malays ajak la tok, sik nemu pun barang2 nikah k cina". cina juak disebut..aok lah, since mrewang rah kedei cina.

pasya, we went to TS. apa ku beli ohh?? macam sik ada. dah molah mental note nak beli buku tapi nanggar twilight saga, rasa maok angkat jak but then again... duit mesti sik cukup la. AGAK-AGAK LA WEYYYY kataku kepada diriku sendiri. hishhhh.

credit to branes n noble.

that was d book that i wanted to buy (for soooooo long, since 2000) but i placed it back at on d shelf coz ... ntah laaaaaaa. been reading it halfway at mph. aku suka movie nya bah n d book is wayyyyyyyyyyy better. bencik kuuu saat-saat tidak berduuuu ini. btw, movie nya nama drive me crazy. adrian grenier hensem aiiiieee.

then, cnei gik? somewhere rah SP. pasya, AVON. perfume baru macam best jak bau. the thing with AVON's perfumes, nya sik lasting. korek duit beli CK bagus pa. pasya haruslah aku engkah ribbon sia, beli card n such pasya... wrapkan kah apa.. hishhh chantekkkk la untuk diriku sendiri. pathetic?? aok laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. ada ku kesah?

baju rah East India pa ntah nama kedei rah 101 Avenue ada SALE. sudah-sudah laaa tuee yerrr. ingat lamak gik nak terimak.

sejak 2-3 hari tok kurang selera makan eh. makan pun sebab sik maok nanggar tapak ada makanan. ishhhh. its a good thing cince i want to drop a few sizes nak?? tapi sik happy gilak lah. cant even finish a bowl of porridge petang marek. hishhhhhhh.

pic courtesy of google.

Michelle Monaghan's hair in Made of Honor nang WOW. mun lah aku dye kaler ya, dapat sik muka ku kacak macam ya ohh? how i wish i have a bff macam lam cerita tok tapi sik la ku maok sampei end up with bff ku ya lah. used to have one laaahhh USED to.. back to d hair issue. maok rambut panjang for soooooooo long pasya bila made of honor lam hbo malam tok nyuruh aku reminisce kehidupan lamak marek jak..with her hair gik..ishhhh. screw long locks plus loose curls shit, short is the wayyyyyyyyyyyyy to go now. sak lah aku pesen kedak tok for d rest of my life. cute apa. rambut ku jak la, bukan aku.

i need a new phone. i need a new bff.

aku maok jadi full-time housewife tapi bro from another mother n father madah, mun macam ya husband aku mestilah gaji 5 figures. hishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. ranap-ranap. i need to learn to spend macam .. macam apa ohhh.. macam..macammmmm.. ntah lahh.

we were having some sort of jamuan on friday morning and fuhhh guys in baju melayu is HAWT. gatal gatal gatalllllllllll. hahahhhaaa.

off lok. nak nanggar made of honor lok. chick flick sambil makan cokolat nang lah best. pathetic ada jak eh. well, ada ku kesah?