The day I won that damn 800 meter race. Sumpah tak tipu!!

Hello :)

Just finished a pack of Oreo (Double stuffed). Feels like a pig now.

Been stuffing myself a lot lately. Today alone I have taken; cinnamon bread, roti canai, rice with fish curry, belacan, clamps curry (from tin), kiwi, Lipton tea, Lee Fah Mee, 1500ml of plain water just because AND damn I'm still thirsty. And yeah, that damn Oreo too! Gahhh.

Going back to my previous weight at 68kg.

Was at 63kg in 2012. Damn!! Last year was my happiest year la, for obvious reason, I feel lighter because I'm only 63 KG. Now, how did that 5KG sneaks in? I hate looking at myself in the mirror now. Serious!!!

Guess I should stop taking that damn green tea. Not all good things are good, geddit? They say its cooling. Mana ada! Making me bloated, gaining extra unnecessary weight adalah! Every time I gulp my mug full of green tea, this happens! Man, this is tiring. I just want to cleanse my body system what?! Anyway, gonna stop taking it for a while and start over some time..in the next few month maybe. That's how I roll with my green tea. Can't live with it, can't live without it.

Can't see any light now. Can't think positive as every time when I did, nothing good ever happen. Keeping myself in the dark. For the betterment of my health. So, yeah.

Internet is being shitty now. Gah!!! Yes, I'm still addicted to Youtube. Been watching the same video over and over again. Go Wong Fu! Go Jubilee Project! Go Ryan Higa! Go Jinny Boy TV!!

Oh yeah, the weather is extremely hot these day. Whenever I'm at home (during the weekends), my face will immediately turn oily straight after washing it. Yucky and grossssssssssssssss. Water consumption doesn't help either. I feel thirsty most of the time and every time I took a drink (plain water OK) I feel bloated (still in the bloated phase RIGHT NOW!!). My tummy is bulging as if am a preggo. Argh!

Anyway, on to a happier news. I won 800 meter race last Saturday. Our office organized a Track and Field event. I hesitate to join but its a MUST. Die die must go la pffft.

As usual, I came late. Nooo, not because I'm being stubborn or anything. I was literally late. LITERALLY OK. I missed the warm up session. OK. Fine la. Not gonna win anyway kan? So I just run laaa 50 meter sprint, 6 X 50 meter relay and 800 meter race. My god, so fucking tiring but yours truly won a gold medal in 800 meter race. Believe it or not? Better believe it lah because it's true!!

I couldn't believe myself either. I hate running. When we play badminton I never want to run. All I want is to hit the shuttlecock. That morning, winning was not in my mind. Just come lor, to support whatever activity the office is having maaaa.

So, I won 800 meter race (1st place), 50 meter sprint (2nd place) and 6 x 50 meter (I don't remember, but I got medal, don't remember what color). Oh, I won 6 X 100 meter too! (2nd place).

Here's the medals.

See...told you I won. I'm not a fan of uploading photo in my blog but this is a proof that I won. Hahaha.

Wanted to write more crap but I got to go and take a shower. So panas! And it's 8:06 pm now. Tomorrow is Monday. Oh, god. I hate Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday and Friday. I hate them. I hate Sunday too.

Buku Fixi - Kelabu

Buku Fixi - Kelabu
After reading 2 books from the same publisher, I'm hooked. Read it and thank me later =)

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Syaitan Wanita & Boneka

Ye, syaitan wanita datang dalam bentuk menutup aurat, menjaga solat 5 kali sehari. 

Tetapi, curi waktu kerja. Itu kan rezeki haram?

Kemudian, dia mencaci, menghina, menyebar fitnah, membawa mulut caca merba ke seluruh pejabat perihal orang yang tidak mampu dijadikan kroni.

Ye, saya jahat, buat entri begini. Tapi, ada waktu harus diluah. 

Kerana saya sakit hati. Saya benci. Mungkin dendam sampai mati (ini pernah jadi kata-kata syaitan wanita tersebut). Dendam itu subjective. Mungkin dendam tidak akan berbalas kerana kita semua takut pada balasan Tuhan?

Apabila syaitan wanita mula berleluasa menyebar tohmahan palsu, dia juga punya boneka untuk menjalankan kerja jahat itu.

Boneka itu adalah si bodoh Doll. 

Boneka itu kalau mati, saya tidak akan dipanggil mayat atau jenazah. Lebih sesuai digelar bangkai. Dia lagi hina daripada binatang. Itu yang saya tahu.

Jika boneka itu mati, mungkin saya akan ucapkan Alhamdulillah, tanda syukur kepada Allah kerana penyeksaan kini berakhir.

when I see you my heart goes dum dum dum!

First thing first. Happy Chinese New Year!!

To spice things up, here's a video from JinnyboyTV! Happy Chinese New Year!!

Hi Jaswant, meet Kak Wan, let's go makan..makan..at Madam Kwan (1:05)

-Long One Short One, JinnyboyTV (2013) 

Kuching was rather quiet yesterday BUT these hardworking small time businessmen/women have already setting up stalls for Valentine's Day gift. Crap! I want to buy it all (for myself). I'm a sucker for fresh flowers (but sucks at keeping them fresh and "alive") oh! and cute plush toys too!! 

Love or a relationship seems distant to me.  The dude that I have a crush on has a girlfriend, maybe planning a wedding now as we speak. Hahaha. Whatever. 

Crappy feelings aside, this is the video that, in years to come will cheer myself up and hope that, some day, my time will come. A girl can only hope..hahahaha!!!

Here's the video for self-reminder when I'm old and fugly (uiks, I am already OLD and FUGLY, cries x 100).

When I see you my heart goes "boom" "boom" "boom" (3:47)

-Drummer Love Song, Wong Fu Productions (2013)

Everytime

I was watching Glee Season 4 last night, for the fist time. I don't even know the show moves on til the 4th season. Bravo!! I stop watching Glee when the second season starts. It outgrew me I guess.


To my defense, I'm not watching watching Glee, more like listening to the show while screaming (mentally) at SPSS. Research + Report = Angry Me.


While manas-ing, the last part of the show caught my attention. They were reliving Britney Spears (again) through her song or something (this is the second time, me think) and Melissa Benoist (don't know her character's name in Glee) was singing THAT SONG.


Not that THE SONG mean anything to me but I never knew the lyric kinda sums up what I feel all these years. I stop listening to Britney looooooooooooooooong time ago. Not a big fan anyway.


I prefer her singing the song than Britney. Dia ada feeling, kali lah.


For my own reference in the future, here is the song =)







"At night I pray
That soon your face will fade away"
-Everytime, Britney Spears-

bitter

Here's the thing, you should respect the elders, nanti tulah.

But what if, the elders (or shall I refer them as old fart /fark?) is the one that ruins your life?

In some circumstances, disrespect the elders and you shall LIVE. Geddit?

There are time that I feel like screaming to their faces (two of them obviously), telling them IF YOU ARE SO FUCKING GOOD, BY ALL MEAN, LEAVE. If you are so fucking good, any organization will want to take you in despite your OLD AGE.

To me, if the place fail to accommodate to your needs, MOVE, WALK AWAY. Why wait?

Then again, if you are so damn good why you are still here, so, we are on the same level of stupidity (as you refer us as, budak bodoh), am i right or am i RIGHT?

I'm tired.

KPI

Balit dari Lawas, masok opis pagi Jumaat, sejam kemudian lalu diskas hal KPI. Pfftt

KPI personal aku 2013 adalah seperti berikut:

(a) Jadi kaya.
- Kaya RAYA belum dapat. Macam terpaksa carry forward jak. Le sigh.

(b) Jadi ompuan kacak.
- Bila kaya RAYA baruk dapat jadi ompuan kacak sebab baruk dapat beli Herbalife / Slimming products / kosmetik, SK2, etc

(c) Meng - ignore negative aura.
- Biar jadi mangsa hasutan asal aku kaya dan kacak (hmm.. bila mau kaya sama kacak?)

This is going to be a tough year as KPI is measured quarterly to ensure productivity. Banyak lah bacaan ilmiah ku tahun tok kelak.

Lepak di Tua Pek Kong (aku sik pande eja).

K. Bye.

i can totally relate

Yeah. I am stupid but I ain't pretty. So yeah.




-I dont love you like you want to
I dont need you like you need me to-
Anthony Salari, Stupid Pretty Girl

budak bi-polar memang begitu

Ini conversation ada tokok tambah sebab saya suka lah! Not sure if it really happen or I just imagined it like I always do. Wakakakaka but I'm pretty sure some part of the conversation did happen. Hmmm


"Brah, let's get Note 2"

"Is it too big?"

"Nooooo, it fits nicely in my hand"

"...................... you buy first then review to me"

*I don't remember what I said next* bwahahaha lembap punya otak!


On Christmas day, another conversation takes place.

"Brah.. Noteee 2" (was it something like that? can't friggin recall lahh)

"OK, when you wanna buy?"

"January le"

*then I forgot what happens next*


But the gist is, I WANT NOTE 2. Khennn amat besar celaka nya di situ.


Tapi ada sedikit kesedihan di situ karana Note 2 16 GB jer. Like why la Malaysia? Aihhh menyalahkan country pulaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak.


Aok lah, ngakuk ku, I can only navigate iOS device (ipod, iphone *yang saya tidak miliki*, ipad*masih tidak dimiliki*) because it's a user friendly gadget. Macam i got an Android device last year and hating every part of it. Every minutes was unbearable.


And being me, I always go to whoever (in this my brah) that can be my "accomplice" coz it's fun. Fun ah? Hahaha Donooooo. No lahh if my brah wants to buy, he buy la. I can buy things on my own. It's just to have someone who own the same device and we can Chat ON ka hapa. Macam lah we sms each other every day/time. Maka jak every once in a blue moon. Tapi duli, aku maok juak Note 2 tek sbb aku traveling senang check email. Kononnnnnnnnnnn. Pasya iPhone 5 macam kecik gilak dah screen nya. Bagei berduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu jak. Sak jak merinsak. Kimengs betullah sayerrr.


Anywayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.. aku dah chek out Celcom pun offer (oh pelanggan tegar celcom). Bukan apa aku check sebab aku nak print bill jadi kan terpampang kat home page sia. Tekan lerrrrrrrr. Tekannn tekaaannnn nemu lahhh

www.celcom.com.my

Sila tanggar atas belah kanan I Love New Year. Bukan Note 2 jak ada. Banyak juak choices. Pffttt sakit ati ehhh jadi orang kurang mampu tokkk. Aku kira-kira tambah upfront payment RM250 (mun Note 2 pun plan la) alu jadi dekat nak RM2200 juak. Aihhhh why la like that. Ingat ada 300 - 400 beza. Mun sik bayar upfront payment nang le jauh murrr. Sak juak upfront payment ya credited balit lam bill, ngok juak aku. Macam saving for the rainy days kata nya. Ngenak ka sik peribahasa ya? Duli kuuuu.


Mun beli sampei 15 January tok, ada chance nak dapat free sigek. Meroyan lah ngarap ada orang meli Note 2 pasya aku mintak Note 2 nok free ya. Ekekekekek


Aok, aku beralih arah. Sebab iPhone 5 ya tek sekda innovation gik dah. Screen macam ya jak? Hmmm Sekda benda aku anticipate. Dolok masa iPhone 4 OK lah best la juak. Tok hmmm..


So, beralih arah kepada Note 2 yang kata nya superb. Pasya maok galaxy camera la pulak. Booo!!


Apa hal Samsung Note 2 best?


Jap, show gambar handphone (ohh they say it's PHABLET, whateevv) idaman dhoori loks.

www.samsung.com/my

Oh bukan itu sahaja, saya maok Stylus Pen nya juak. Show lagikkk gambar loks. Oh saya maok Marble White bwahaha kerana ia chanteks?

www.samsung.com/my

Ada pen haaaaaaaaaaa!!!


Ada pic lain, specs dan lain-lain sendiri carik. Kerana yang penting bagi sayaaaaaaaaaaaaa ialah..

a) Camera 8MP (yaaa, memang iPhone 5 ada 8MP) and front camera almost 2MP. Haaa! Bagus untuk minah / mat CAMWHORE (ada orang aku kenal ya suka camwhore likeee everywhere, stalker kali jak aku. kekeke)

OK lah, camera ya bagus k kerja sbb aku sik suka angkut camera opis. Keja aku tok sket2 ambik gambar pasya mintak progress pic ngan orang lain juak. OK lah, emergency bahhh.

b) Stylus Pen. Keja aku kadang ambik NOTE. Makan NOTEBOOK sik relevant sebab aku salu ilang pen. Mun makei stylus pen konfem lain daripada yang lain, sekda orang nak curi kimengs!!! Kinek tok aku makei note ipod jer. Sikkan la aku jalan-jalan ngan mak aku rah supermarket, aku nunggu nay rah cashier, sik kan lah ngeluar pen ngan paper nak? Kadang-kadang thoughts just came. Haihhhsss


c) Apa apps lam iOS, Android pun ada juak. Aok, aku madah hal Instagram lahh. Apa juak lain. Twitter? Hahaha. Ya dah jadi sumber sms la pulak. Emergency makei sms, sik berebut pakei twitter. Memarahi ornag yang tidak puas hati? Bersadu? Mengadu dombaaaa semua nya twitter. Wakakakak

Games? Lagu? Youtube? Ermmm.. semua ada ehh

c) Unleashing your creativity katanyaaaa. Ohh harus. Aku lukis2 ntah apa-apa ntah sia pasya. Hahaha

d) Screen 5.5 inch. Sangat bagus pakei fat thumb sak sik salu molah typo. Choy, makei laptop nok gedabak tok gik typo. Sik lah terok kedak ku makei ipod kheeeeennn. ipod bagus, sik jaik. boh kecik ati. Anytime aku milih ipod daripada handphone. Haihsss hahah

e) Bila traveling, hotel pun wifi kadang-kadang mahalllll. Why like that? Sampei RM25 a night. Ko gila? Bagus ku duduk smapei tengah malam rah kedei nok merik free wifi. At least mun ada Note, aku subscribe mobile internet pasya hmmmm sik lah ku check email kerja, harus ku check facebook nak? Bila nunggu di airport lamak macam apa, harus lah aku ngilang boring main tenet nak? Sikkan nak makan sebab dah gemok. Haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

f) Laju. Aku maca review, ada Project Butter (tetak loksz) jadi Note 2 tok run smooothly macam butter nok sik engkah lam peti ais. Maok sapu atas roti paon pun senang. Macam ya la maksud nya tekkkk. Sik kedak Android ku zaman 2011 ya, haihhhss kejam tau mala lag. Maok jak tikam. Aok lah, aku engkah apps byk gilak, entah2 ROM kecik kot? Aku la buta IT nyalah handphone indah. Zaman Gingerbread nak? Maklom lah kinek tok dah Jelly Bean. Mungkin sifat Jelly Bean ya lembut maka lembut lah juak Note 2 ya nak? Gingerbread kan keras..harus lah ekot bentuk fizikal Encik Gingy khennn. Hahaha

Kimeng juak, merapu macam tok banyak la pulak points aku. Coba suruh polah report, paling banyak ku dapat comes up is 2 points jer. Kimeng lahh!!


OK lah. Merana lok nak becarik uang pakei beli-in Note 2. Haduhhhh nanti keluar Note 3, baru bisa kumpul-in uang yang cocok pakei beli-in Note 2. Haihhss endond ari sinei gik tokkkk datang merapu.


Btw, Metrojaya bukak ritok tek. Mala jak bukak mall, duit jak sekda k beli barang. Patut juak aku jadi mental sik berduuuu tok.

before the year end, before the pics in my camera tangled with spider webssss =P

Hola December!!!

So, I went to Sibu, twice this month. No.. don't ask me about Delta Mall, Star Mega Mall lah any mall lah.. coz on my second trip to Sibu (few days back), I'm straight off to Kanowit.


I need to upload the photo here coz I feel I need to laaa.. haiyaaa. Most photo are from Sanyan area coz we are staying at RH Hotel (great hotel with "so-so" choices of breakfast buffet OR maybe I'm tired of the food coz I've staying there for 5 nights earlier of the month and coming back middle of d month to find the same food kot?)


For the second trip, I had a chance to jalan-jalan at Pesta Makanan 1Malaysia (everything is ONE MALAYSIA these days...no 2, 3 ha?) which was held like 50 steps away from RH Hotel? Hahahah suka ati aku lahhhh nak measure steps ka sik. Aku pun sik sure steps nya haihhhss


Since most of d pics on my first trip are in my iPod, most of the photo are uploaded directly to either Instagram or twitter (like it matter, eh it matter to me occay!), so am gonna share photo various christmas tree made of recycle products. Kinda cute tho.. so here goes... (for your viewing pleasure)

From Guong Ming Middle School

This is made from mineral water bottle? I'm just guessing

I like this the most!

Macam baju orang kawen ah?

Mineral water bottle!!

cute-ness :) Loving the ladybird

Can't remember what is it made of. hmmm

Up-close. Macam glass?

It's a CD / DVD!!!

Loving this one too!

This is at the bottom, every angle.

This is made from "buku rujukan"! Reference book for Form 1 - Form 5.

This is made from paperbag. I didn't get wet from the rains? Hmmm

This is made from a mixture of CD and Christmas deco?

From Kolej Vokasional Sibu. Have not been in school for 12 years, now the school has been upgraded to Kolej. Haihsss

The simplest but still cute tho :)

So that's the tree. Now onto another folder before I accidentally erasing it from my memory card.

Ini pesta makanan. If you are familiar with MBKS Kuching Fest, it's kinda the same but at a smaller scale.

No.1 Jalan Sanyan. This is Wisma Sanyan where most State Government Offices are in Sibu.

This is a swan. two of them obviously. Hahahahah

Now... Kanowit!!!

Kanowit Town

This is what you get when you are standing by the river

Shophouses

Sungai Rajang? Correct me if I'm wrong. I have left school and geography for sooo long.

Temple by the river. Didn't get inside tho but I prefer the one in Kuching.

Nest to the temple

Sooo quiet. It's almost 11 AM btw

Rows of shophouses. At least it's more "alive" than Bintangor. That's how I feel le.

Lovin' the skiessss :)

That is all. I lost my Lawas photo when my old laptop gone kaput. From now on am gonna put it up on this blog for my own viewing pleasure. Mana tau nanti tua dapat reflect balit. At least most part of Sarawak sudah covered.

So, yeah.


Merry Christmas and Happy New Year !!!