wtf?!!

OK. I can't live another day without embarrassing myself. PPfffffttt


Here's what happened yesterday.


I was heading to MNG The Hills (coz they are having a SALE up to 50%, so I must must go in even if I'm not gonna buy any of the dresses coz I know it won't fit me COZ I'm fat and all...) and suddenly their alarm / sensor goes TINIT TINIT TINNNNIIIITTTTT.


Mada faka, I thought to myself. WTF?


Coz I was shocked, so I went back and forth in front of MNG and the alarm won't fecking go off.


"What de...", I said to myself.


Tired of the annoying sound, the sales associate approached me and CHECK MY BAG. They found nothing (coz I'm not a thief lah! Obvious kannnn). So they started to speculate. "Maybe she's using MNG wallet", says one of the store associate. And her friend whose checking my bag said, "nope, no MNGs in here". And one of them stated that maybe it's my notebook. Checked, found nothing.


They just let me in. And after all that had happened, op koz laaa I'm no longer in a mood to even browse the dresses and baju bajan. Mood saya lari sudah. So, off to Parkson coz I wanna look for something.


As I entered Parkson, AGAIN the alarm / sensor went TIIIINNNIIIIT TIIINNNNIIITTT TIIINNNIIITTT.


"What d hell", I told myself.


So, the guard ushered me to the counter. Again my bag was checked. They knew I just enter the premise so they knew I did not steal anything (memang I sik steal anything juak pun). At that point, everyone were looking at me as if I steal something from the department. Maicibai lahhh. The guard took my bag and scanned it, no sound. So he asked me to go through the scanner. Bunyi lagik. Dah lah koat gik ya. I don't know what the hell is happening to me. Sampei at one point I thought, "maybe it's a magnetic force, badan aku dah ada element kah?"


Dah lah masa aku kenak ya ada pondan, melatah la pulak. Alu madah,"aihhh sapa curi tok?"


Sakit jiwa ku. Panas ati ku. The salesgirls asked if I was from Guardian or Watsons coz maybe there's a barcode sticking at my lipstick or anything. And.. to my surprise, my mini cosmetic bag was at the office. Forgot to bring it back. Nothing was in my back except my notebook. They suspected my notebook is the source of the problem. Checked, found nothing. WTF lahhh!!!~


They suspected that there's a bar code sticking at my baju or trousers. I denied it coz I KNOW LAH MY BAJU AND TROUSER. SUDAH BELI, CUCI AND ALL, how come ada bar code?? The guard asked me to leave the premise altho he knew that I steal nothing but he afraid if I were to proceed (and buy something) and exited using another entrance, the same problem would occur. OK FINE!!! AKU CIAO LAH. EMPTY HANDED. SAKIT ATI EHHH.


So, aku dah sekda mood. Balit rumah aku checked seluar ngan baju aku. Nei tauk ada terlekat kah apa bar code from other places. Aieeee.. sekda punnnn. And I checked my trousers. TENG TENG TENGGGGGGG.......rupa-rupanyaaaa...

Seluar punca segala masalah!!! Gerammm. Ngakuk ku meli sloar rah kedei factory jak. Kamek seorang cheapskate bah!

Bila dah meli sloar baru, check dolok isik dalam nya. Lahanat benda tok punca sensor berbunyi.

Paduhallllllllll, ada bar code dalam ya. Siap berjahit gik. Maok digunting dolok dan buang. Nei lah aku tauk. Selalu, belo sloar, cuci, kerin, pakei lah pasya nak? Sikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk...sikkkkkk bukan ya yang terjadi ngan aku. Aku sik nanggar, aku sik tauk benda ya wujud dan akhirnya, bar code ya trigger sensor rah kedei. Mada faka nar. Nasib sekda laki hensem ehhh. Mun ada laki hensem tek macam nei? Dah lah muka ku jaik, merik malu dirik gik ya. Mada fakaaaa!!~

Remove Before Wearing or Washing. 

Aku nei tauk. Maok gunting lok part ya dalam seluar pasyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa baruk pakei. Aku tauk, potong kaki, tikam lam bakol, pasya masok washing machine lah. Tok wadehel???

Punca masalah. Ditemu lepas ku gunting. Mah gawd!!!!

Ya lah bar code penyebab aku mendapat malu macam apa rah MNG ngan Parkson. Adehhhh. Sigek jak ku bersyukur sebab CRUSH KU SEKDA BERDEKATAN. Mun nya ada nak kah tiap kali nya nanggar aku nya ingat aku tok ada magnetic force pasya. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~~ Lariiiik.


K dah. Malas ku. Bagus ku berdoa suapay crush ku suka ngan aku balit. AHAHAHAH Keep on dreaminggg laaa =P